Welcome to the erissage propaganda pages...
Last updated: 19 November, 2008
(but still with quite a few blank bits. Bear with me...)
To the left you will find bodywork and health-related topics. As my practice of Esalen massage and Integrative Bodywork have grown and deepened, so has the length and content of this list.
Articles and excerpts authored by someone other than me are duly noted. I whole-heartedly welcome articles from other practitioners and ideas for links to your favorite bodywork-related websites.
The existential theories of bodywork, as well as their many practical applications are subjects about which I am passionate. If you have reflections of any kind on your experience of erissage bodywork I would love to hear them. This bodywork practice evolves through the integration of your experiences into its application, as well as mine.
Please email me at ayres[at]erissage.co.uk
Take these perspectives for what they are worth to you. Nothing is a substitute for your own experience and intuition for informing your personal practices of health and well-being.
"Beauty is truth, truth
beauty," – that
is all
ye
know
on earth, and all ye need to know.
~ John Keats
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